If you can relate, then you’re a weird human being, and I love you!
- When you walk right straight through a glass door.
- When you wrongly pronounced a word your whole life.
- When you want to cough or sneeze on a very quiet meeting.
- When you’re on a prayer meeting and you shouted “Amen!” because the prayer leader said ‘In Jesus Name’, just to realize that the prayer isn’t over yet.
- When you try to utter something [loud] to cover your noisy fart but your sense of timing wasn’t on your radar so everybody ends up hearing your fart after you caught their attention.
- When you clean your hands with the condensed water outside your glass.
- When you say ‘last one episode’ but what you actually mean is ‘last ten episodes.’
- When you want more sugar than the usual because you don’t want to share.
- When you try to smile on your reflection and believed that you looked good today.
- When you don’t want to say good morning first because you’re the last one who said goodnight.
- When you comment ‘LoL’ but you actually doesn’t find it hilarious, not a single bit.
- When you clean your phone screen using your boobs. or your stomach. or your butt. Whatever suits you.
- When you try to fit in your bed and not even dare to let your foot out your blanket to avoid extreme boogeyman effect.
- When you try to eat Jollibee’s fries and repeatedly convince yourself that McDonald’s fries is better, or the other way around.
- When you crazed dance on your nakedness in the bathroom because something turned up better than you expected.
- When you eat like a flash because you want to consume more food than your friends in order to recompense your contribution.
- When you drink coffee not because you’re sleepy but because it’s 3 in the afternoon.
- When you nod and ‘aah’ on your professor but you actually understand nothing.
- When you take care of your last hair tie like it’s the most precious thing on earth. [Girls]
- When you use your underwear back to back to save yourself from laundry. [Boys]
These, and a million more. Have a great day, crazy!